Signs, signs, signs...

There are too many signs on the road, and too few in your home.

What did they do before Calendars?

Right now, if I didn't have a calendar, I would know it was Summer. (May 29, 2012, during a hot streak.)

Whoosh...

The aural experiences of tornadoes, hurricanes, tsunamis and earthquakes are quite different, but it would be inadvisable to try to gain the experience needed to distinguish their sounds.

Of course, you have to pay...

The finest parking garages lie beneath mountains that were hollowed out by gnomes.

On very rare nights...

On very rare night, it's possible to see a rainbow around the moon. You won't see much color, though.

10%? 20, 30, 40, 60, 90...

Despite what you may have heard, you're using nearly all of your brain.

Tempus does Fugit...

When you realize you've been wasting your time, start un-wasting it. How else will you catch up?

Forget underwater...

Would it be good if we could breathe with our ears?

(Slosh)...

How much better or worse would it be, if we could use our coffee cup as a computer mouse?

Saving Precious Tabletop Space:

How much better or worse would it be if we could use a full cup of coffee as a computer mouse?

Light. Bright. Sigh ...

On that rare, beautiful day, stay in bed and pull the covers over your head.

Don't be Selfish (or Shellfish)...

Be generous. Be Sui Generis.

Aging:

The secret to growing happily old is to have a good relationship with your physical therapist.

You already knew that H.A. >> H. But...

The number of rats is greater than the number of horses' asses.

East Side, West Side...

You can read this blog in any direction. Or can you?

A change of Scenery?

Most people do not have enough doors.

Common Sense:

You can rely on Common Sense for every decision you ever have to make. But if you do, may God have mercy on your soul.

Nice Day?

You can say ”Have a nice day” to anyone, as long as you really, truly, mean it

Do ...

Do unto others. Just don't undo unto yourself.

Don't forget all those hours in bed...

Have you spent more of your life barefoot, or in shoes? 

Today, you'll have to choose one:

Here are your alternatives for today:
+ Inside out
Or:
+ Outside In.

You could make a fortune...

You could make a fortune by inventing a gadget that auto-folds fitted sheets.

You know you want it ...

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