When you open a soda and it sprays and bubbles all over...

You may ask yourself why, why, they put one more bubble of fizz in a soda than necessary.

Sweeping Fields of ...

There aren't enough advertisements on flowers.

Steady, steady...

Grab Bars should be everywhere.

It's so white (usually)...

Why isn't snow more useful?

Not in Line for the Throne...

If Lady Gaga were English, she might be Duchess Gaga by now.

You'd Hardly Notice:

When you step out of the shower, how many ounces of water cling to your skin?

Eyes, Ears:

You can easily close your eyes, but think how hard it is to close your ears.

The Old Times were hard...

What did we do before they discovered Black Holes?

Ow!

If you're lacking excitement, try walking around with your eyes closed.